A lady walked into the doctor’s office for a routine physical. The nurse handed her a urine specimen container with a wink.
“The bathroom is your royal throne to the right. The doctor will be your majesty in a few minutes.”
After a brief royal visit, the lady emerged from the bathroom, handing back the empty container with a triumphant smile.
“Thanks! But they had a fancy toilet in there, so my potion-making skills weren’t needed after all!”
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