- Why did the computer go to couples therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
- Why did the tomato turn to the mushroom for advice? It wanted to get to the root of its relationship problems.
- How do you know your girlfriend is gaining weight? She fits into your wife’s clothes.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms in a relationship? Because they make up everything!
- Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk? It was tired of being stalked.
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
- What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of the relationship.
- Why did the calendar break up with the clock? It felt it was just a matter of time.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
