Little Johnny and Billy were strolling through the park when they encountered three ladies enjoying bananas on a bench.
“Hello ladies!” Little Johnny greeted them cheerfully.
“Wait, do you know them?” Billy inquired.
“No, I never met the nun or the whore or the bride we just passed,” answered Little Johnny.
“But how on earth did you know all this about them?” Billy wondered.
“It’s a piece of cake,” Little Johnny explained. “The nun delicately bit the banana with one hand, and used the other hand to divide it into delicious pieces.”
He continued: “The whore grabbed the banana with both hands and put the whole thing in her mouth.”
“Very impressive!” Billy shouted. “But how did you manage to clock three as a newlywed?”
“Oh, that was a no-brainer,” Little Johnny smiled. “She was the one holding the banana with one hand and smacking it enthusiastically with the other!”
